Seriously, I think they blew the whole season’s plaid budget in the first episode. It beat “Camping”. “Camping”! By SEVEN plaids! The trendline did not prepare me for this!

Seriously, I think they blew the whole season’s plaid budget in the first episode. It beat “Camping”. “Camping”! By SEVEN plaids! The trendline did not prepare me for this!

That’s three. Okay really, I’m done counting.

That’s three. Okay really, I’m done counting.

Listen, I don’t want to deride anyone’s plaid-wearing, but Jerry needs to stop with the short sleeves.

Listen, I don’t want to deride anyone’s plaid-wearing, but Jerry needs to stop with the short sleeves.

Alright, that’s skinny tie #2. Who’s counting?

Alright, that’s skinny tie #2. Who’s counting?

This screencap was an accident but I love it.

This screencap was an accident but I love it.

Tears in my eyes right now. April, we’ve missed you! It’s been more than half a season since you wore your own plaid. Don’t ever abandon plaid again!

Tears in my eyes right now. April, we’ve missed you! It’s been more than half a season since you wore your own plaid. Don’t ever abandon plaid again!

A 3-for-3 shot. Tom’s scarf is especially magnificent.

A 3-for-3 shot. Tom’s scarf is especially magnificent.

Ron always wears plaid when in the woods.

Ron always wears plaid when in the woods.

FYI Ron has plaid curtains. I bet he got them at Food ‘n’ Stuff.

FYI Ron has plaid curtains. I bet he got them at Food ‘n’ Stuff.

This is the stance of a plaid champion.

This is the stance of a plaid champion.